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“This thing sucks”

Was the sign on a vacuum I saw out on the curb this morning.

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1. What starts with a W and ends with a T?

2. I brought a pair of shoes whilst on Holidays in China.

The tag said: "Made right around the corner"

3. What kind of bird has the biggest appetite?

A barn swallow.

4. Going to school

A son got up in the morning, went to his mother and said, “I don’t want to go to school today. The kids all tease me and the teachers hate me!” His mother looked at him sternly and said, “Michael, you’re going. You’re the principal

5. Poor woman gets food

A very poor old woman with a small family called a radio station asking for help from God. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to tease the woman. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of groceries and take them to the woman. However, he sent it with the following: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her it’s from the devil.” When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house the woman was happy and grateful for the food and started putting it inside her small house. The secretary asked, ”Don’t you want to know who sent the food?” The old woman replied, ”No. Say thanks to whoever sent this.I don’t care WHO the person is because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys.”

6. My house is haunted by a chicken.

It is actually a poultry-geist. A real fowl spirit. I called in an egg-orcist. He was helping it to cross over to the other side.

7. Why shouldn’t you order a 6 from Amazon?

It’s not Prime.

8. I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.

It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

9. Yo mama so stupid she's loser in Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

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